”welcome to the loser’s club, asshole!”
astrological rat
- artist, animator, writer, creator
- owner of many critters
- professional doer of momsclick the buttons below for more info!!(this carrd is slightly outdated, updating it rn :] )
all art shown was created by me unless stated otherwise.
do not steal.
want a simplified version of this carrd? click here!
”holy SHIT, what happened to you?”
dni/byf!
please read this entire page. if we are already friends, you are probably exempt from these rules. ask if you have any questions.
DNI
- ANTI-SEMITES. IF YOU ARE ANTI-SEMITIC FUCK OFF.
- general dni stuff
- dsmp fans/dream stans
- proshippers, fujoshis, etc
- gacha life/club enjoyers
- anyone over 21/under 13
- extremely conservative or religious people
- anyone named preston, tyler, or caleb. fuck off white boy /j
- sam/jamie/whatever you go by now. leave me alone /srs /aimed
- anti-furries
- people who think the r slur (r—-rd) isn’t a slur
- sheldon cooper haters /hjBYF- i curse! a lot!
- i am horrible at understanding tone so i use tone indicators
- i vent quite a bit
- i talk in caps sometimes
- i can get offended easily at some times
- i apologize a lot (sorry)
- i talk about my interests randomly
- i tend to be super attached to my kins/favorite characters
- i have adhd or some mental illness idk i just talk a lotDISCOMFORTS
- i absolutely hate anything relating to animal death. please do not make jokes or comments about animals dying. i will actually cry. /srs
- slurs being used, but especially when they are overused
- religious topics or slandering non-christian religions
- anything nsfw
- intense real life gore
- maggots, especially on dead bodies
- political discussions
- babies or small children screaming
- sudden, loud noises
- analog horror, especially warped faces
if you have passed the vibe check, you may return to the homepage and check out the other sections. thank you for reading everything!!
”i’m doing the mashed potatoes all over it AND i got a broken arm!”
introduction!
hi! i’m astro. i use any pronouns. my preferred name, pronouns, sexuality, and more are linked here, at my pronouns.page!i’ve been doing art since i was very little, but i started doing it professionally in 2020. i use both procreate and firealpaca for my art. feel free to ask me for art tips and more! i also take commissions. all of that info is listed in the art section of this carrd.i have quite a few hyperfixations! they’re listed in detail below, but my main one is IT. i also really like bugs and other weird critters!i am working on my very own comic! it is still in development (it has been for the past several years lol) and will probably never be coming out LMAO. more info about it is listed at the discord server in the socials section of this carrd!anyways, have a good day. if you ever need to talk or have someone to listen, i’m here for you <3 goodbye!!
”i’m sorry, who invited molly ringwald into the group?”
interests!
(i am neurodivergent and i have speedy brain so these change a LOT lol)!!MAIN HYPERFIXATIONS!!
- IT (book, 1990, 2017/2019)
- star trekassorted fandoms
- stranger things
- the big bang theory
- heartstopper
- smiling friends
- re-animator
- the legend of zelda
- clue the movie
- moral orel (thank you shroom 🛐🛐)
- the good place
- the owl house
- the boys
- the umbrella academy (netflix series AND comics now)
- game theory/film theory
- the mcu
- the goldfinch!!!!
- chainsaw man
- paswg 💀💀
- mob psycho 100
- attack on titan
- saiki k
- hlvrai
- luca!!
- wings of fire (trying to read the books)
- warriors (i’ve read like the first two books)
- the good doctor
- centaurworld????
- she-ra
- fossil fighters!!!
- invincible
- the legend of vox machina (except for scanlon i fucking hate scanlon)
- dnd!! (please invite me to your campaigns i am begging you /nf)
- gravity falls
- sherlock (bbc)
- banana fish
- rick and morty
- musicals in general
- the scp universe
- the finn wolfhard gay character cinematic universe /j
- a whole bunch of random 80s movies ive watched and enjoyed
- basically just ask me if i know a fandom and i will Tell Youi also like a bunch of song artists, check out my spotify page to peep the Insanity
”think they’ll sign my yearbook?”
kinlist!
LITERALLY ME /hsrs
- richie tozier, IT
- spock, star trek TOS
- sheldon cooper, the big bang theoryMAIN KINS
- maurice moss, the IT crowd
- shaun murphy, the good doctor
- stanley uris, IT
- eddie kaspbrak, IT
- will byers, stranger thingsMINOR KINS
- saiki k, the disastrous life of saiki k
- mirabel madrigal, encanto
- katie mitchell, tmvtm
- spencer reid, criminal minds
- eleven, stranger things
- entrapta, she-ra
- stanley barber, ianowt
- agent oona from odd squad i am not sorry for this
”it is a gift…”
art!
as you may know, i’m an artist! here is a gallery of my art, starting with the oldest from this year (2022) and progressing to the newest. if you like what you see, you can check out my commission prices at the bottom of this section!sorry for the low quality btw, carrd.co has a 2mb limit on image uploads :(
”let’s dance! yippie-ki-yay, motherf—”
commissions!
hi!! thank you for checking out this page, it means a lot. all my commission prices are listed here but are subject to change based on how difficult your commission will be to make. i can also do other kinds of commissions other than the ones listed here, message me for more details!!
terms of service
(feel free to dm me on discord or email me if you have any questions)- i can refuse service.
- i am allowed to use the art that i draw for you as promotional material for my commissions, and you are allowed to use the art for anything you want WITH CREDIT.
- no matter how much you pay me, i will not draw NSFW, any form of hate speech, or anything else that violates my terms of service.
- i will not draw sexualized characters.
- i will not give you your finished drawing until i receive payment, but i will send progress sketches as requested.
- based on complexity, pay, priority, and personal factors, commissions will take anywhere between a day and a week (or more) to complete.
- i cannot draw complex characters or backgrounds but i can simplify.
- minor gore and light ship art is alright with me, but any “below the belt” action or heavy, intense gore is something i cannot do.
- tips are greatly appreciated!
how to commission me- email me ([email protected]) or dm me on discord (astrologicalrat) and make sure to state that you are messaging me for a commission.
- tell me what you would like to commission (ex. a shaded headshot, fullbody sketch)
- pay me upfront, half and half, or in full after you receive your initial sketch (i take payment via cashapp or discord nitro)
- full piece will be completed anywhere from 1 hour to several days depending on complexity + my schedule
”oh i’ll show you a staph infection!”
socials!
here are links to all of my social medias! the colors are there to help show you how active i am on those platforms. i’m mostly astrological rat on most sites but i might go by a different name on others!!green = VERY active
yellow = semi active
red = literally dead account lmao /hjhere is my pronouns.page!
ACTIVE SOCIALS
discord- astrologicalrat
insta- @astrological.rat
commission email- [email protected]
cash app- $astrologicalrat
spotify- astrological ratSEMI-ACTIVE SOCIALS
pinterest- @astrological rat
main scratch- @darapupcodes
artfight- @astrological-rat
toyhou.se- astrological_ratVERY INACTIVE SOCIALS
main tiktok- @astrological.rat
alt tiktok- @richie.fuckin.tozier
alt scratch- @beep-beep-richie-
deviantart- AstrologicalRat
wattpad- @astrological-rat