”welcome to the loser’s club, asshole!”
astrological rat
- artist, animator, writer, creator
- owner of many critters
- professional doer of momsthis carrd is under renovations and will be used as an extended bio/interest list/socials list.
all art shown was created by me unless stated otherwise.
do not steal.
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”holy SHIT, what happened to you?”
dni/byf!
please read this entire page. if we are already friends, you are probably exempt from these rules. ask if you have any questions.
DNI
- general dni stuff
- dsmp fans/dream stans
- proshippers, antishippers
- anyone over 25/under 15
- extremely conservative or religious people
- pro trump/pro maga
- anti-semites and zionists
- anyone named preston, tyler, or caleb. fuck off white boy /j
- sam/oliver/james
- anti-furries, zoophiles, MAPs
- people who think the r slur isn’t a slurBYF- i tend to use profanity a lot
- i am horrible at understanding tone so i use tone indicators
- i vent quite a bit
- i talk in caps sometimes
- i can get offended easily at some times
- i apologize a lot (sorry)
- i talk about my interests randomly
- i tend to be super attached to my favorite characters
- i have adhd or some mental illness idk i just talk a lotDISCOMFORTS
- i absolutely hate anything relating to animal death. please do not make extended jokes or graphic comments about animals dying.
- slurs being used, but especially when they are overused
- religious topics or slandering non-christian religions
- anything nsfw, including extremely suggestive content or in-depth discussion/jokes about sex
- intense real life gore
- maggots, especially on dead bodies
- sudden, loud noises
if you have passed the vibe check, you may return to the homepage and check out the other sections. thank you for reading everything!!
”i’m doing the mashed potatoes all over it AND i got a broken arm!”
introduction!
hi! i’m astro. i use any pronouns, but i prefer masculine (he/him) or neutral(they/them or it/its) pronouns. my preferred name, pronouns, sexuality, and more are linked here, at my pronouns.page!i’ve been doing art since i was very little, but i started doing it professionally in 2020. i use both procreate and firealpaca for my art. feel free to ask me for art tips and more! i also take commissions. all of that info is listed in the art section of this carrd.i have quite a few hyperfixations! they’re listed in detail below, but my main ones are IT (2017/2019), star trek, and pokemon. i also really like odd creatures!i am working on my very own comic! it is still in development (it has been for the past several years lol) and will probably never be coming out LMAO. more info about it is listed at the discord server in the socials section of this carrd!anyways, have a good day. if you ever need to talk or have someone to listen, i’m here for you <3 goodbye!!
”i’m sorry, who invited molly ringwald into the group?”
interests!
all media will be listed with how much content i've consumed regarding it!!MAIN MEDIA INTERESTS!!
- IT (book, 1990, 2017/2019)
- star trek (tos, tng, ds9 s1-4, movies 1-6, lower decks s1-3)assorted media
(in no particular order, will be sorted later)
- stranger things (s1-5 pt 1)
- the big bang theory (s1-7)
- heartstopper (s1-3)
- smiling friends (s1-3)
- re-animator
- the legend of zelda (completed botw and totk, own wind waker hd, twilight princess)
- clue the movie
- moral orel (s1-3)
- the good place (s1-4)
- the owl house (s1-3)
- the boys (s1-3)
- the umbrella academy (comic vols 1-3, s1-2)
- game theory/film theory (stopped watching after matpat left but planning on picking back up)
- the mcu (all movies up until like multiverse of madness)
- the goldfinch (book AND movie)
- chainsaw man (s1)
- panty and stocking with garterbelt (s1)
- mob psycho 100 (s1-3)
- attack on titan (s1-2)
- saiki k (s1-2)
- half life vr but the ai is self aware (all episodes)
- luca
- wings of fire (books 1-3)
- warriors (books 1-3)
- the good doctor (s1-4)
- centaurworld (s1-2)
- she-ra (s1-5)
- fossil fighters (1st game complete, wip on champions)
- invincible (s1-3)
- the legend of vox machina (s1)
- dungeons and dragons (played in 2 campaigns intermittently, open to joining more campaigns)
- gravity falls (s1-2)
- sherlock bbc (s1-4)
- banana fish (s1)
- rick and morty (s1-4)
- musicals (be more chill, heathers, more tba)
- the scp universe
- more interests TBAmusic interests
tba
”think they’ll sign my yearbook?”
kinlist!
this shit really dates me LMFAO this is so outdated
LITERALLY ME /hsrs
- richie tozier, IT
- spock, star trek TOS
- sheldon cooper, the big bang theoryMAIN KINS
- maurice moss, the IT crowd
- shaun murphy, the good doctor
- stanley uris, IT
- eddie kaspbrak, IT
- will byers, stranger thingsMINOR KINS
- saiki k, the disastrous life of saiki k
- mirabel madrigal, encanto
- katie mitchell, tmvtm
- spencer reid, criminal minds
- eleven, stranger things
- entrapta, she-ra
- stanley barber, ianowt
- agent oona from odd squad i am not sorry for this
”it is a gift…”
art!
as you may know, i’m an artist! here is a gallery of my art, starting with the oldest (2022) and progressing to the newest. if you like what you see, you can check out my commission prices at the bottom of this section!most of the art on here is EXTREMELY outdated. please check my instagram or my discord for my most recent artsorry for the low quality btw, carrd.co has a 2mb limit on image uploads :(
commissions!
hi!! thank you for checking out this page, it means a lot. all my commission prices are listed here but are subject to change based on how difficult your commission will be to make. i can also do other kinds of commissions other than the ones listed here, message me for more details!![updated images will be added soon. for now, check here for my current commission info.]
terms of service
(feel free to dm me on discord or email me if you have any questions)- i can refuse service.
- i am allowed to use the art that i draw for you as promotional material for my commissions, and you are allowed to use the art for anything you want WITH CREDIT. however, i do NOT permit my art to be used for ai training/to be altered with any sort of ai modification.
- no matter how much you pay me, i will not draw NSFW, any form of hate speech, or anything else that violates my terms of service.
- i will not draw sexualized characters.
- i will not give you your finished drawing until i receive payment, but i will send progress sketches as requested.
- based on complexity, pay, priority, and personal factors, commissions will take anywhere between a day and a week (or more) to complete.
- i cannot draw complex characters or backgrounds but i can simplify.
- minor gore and light ship art is alright with me, but any “below the belt” action or heavy, intense gore is something i cannot do.
- tips are greatly appreciated!
how to commission me- email me ([email protected]), dm me on instagram (astro.logical.rat), or dm me on discord (astrologicalrat) and make sure to state that you are messaging me for a commission.
- tell me what you would like to commission (ex. a shaded headshot, fullbody sketch)
- pay me upfront, half and half, or in full after you receive your initial sketch (i take payment via cashapp or discord nitro)
- full piece will be completed anywhere from 1 hour to several days depending on complexity + my schedulecommissions can also be done via my ko-fi linked below :)
”oh i’ll show you a staph infection!”
socials!
here are links to all of my social medias! the colors are there to help show you how active i am on those platforms. i’m mostly astrological rat on most sites but i might go by a different name on others!!green = VERY active
yellow = semi active
red = literally dead account lmao /hjhere is my pronouns.page!
ACTIVE SOCIALS
discord- astrologicalrat
insta- @astro.logical.rat
commission email- [email protected]
cash app- $astrologicalrat
spotify- astrological ratSEMI-ACTIVE SOCIALS
pinterest- @astrological rat
main scratch- @darapupcodes
artfight- @astrological-rat
toyhou.se- astrological_ratVERY INACTIVE SOCIALS
main tiktok- @astrological.rat
alt tiktok- @richie.fuckin.tozier
alt scratch- @beep-beep-richie-
deviantart- AstrologicalRat
wattpad- @astrological-rat